The conversation with the sales person went something like this:
ME: "What kind of plant is it?"
SP: "It's a palm."
ME: "OK...(pause)... What KIND of palm?"
SP: "Just a palm."
ME: "Wonderful! So when it starts sprouting coconuts in a couple of years I"ll be sure to bring you one, or maybe some dates, or maybe both! After all there's apparently only one kind of palm in the world."
(OK, I didn't say that, but I wanted to.)
Help please! I did some research but I'm still not sure. A Kentia maybe?